This is why 5 am is a Bad Idea. Or a Good one, I dunno. You pick.
Enna: I want to tumblr the wikipedia section on duck necrophilia. Because I am a horrible person.
Enna: See what you hath wrought.
Me: XD I hath wrought great humor upon the world.
Me: I like that tumblr lets you vomit your amusement all over it so your friends can see. XD
Enna: I think I like it too, though undoubtedly at some point I’ll do something like, say, tumblr some information on duck necrophilia and look like a jackass.
Me: Nah, just leave a personal note as a disclaimer!
Me: “I’m not into dead ducks, I just lol’d.”
Enna: XD
Enna: It was actually about a duck that f-ked a dead duck.
Enna: Because apparently, ducks are a-hole rapists, and so a partner that doesn’t try to bite is more important than a partner that is alive.
Me: Well then. Glad I’m not a duck. Particularly glad I’m not a dead duck.
Enna: seriously.
Me: Would it be accurate to say that a dead duck is a “sitting duck” when it comes to being sexually assaulted?
Enna: yes it is, god damn you.
Me: *cheesegrin*
Enna: XDD
