August 29, 2010 • 104 notes • • askarsswedishmeatballs
askarsswedishmeatballs: jooniper: i don’t think he’s even trying to look that cool. he just does. Basically yes. Okay, see, I don’t even understand how he is doing this. If I tried to lean like that on my suitcase, the handle would collapse down and the bag would shoot away from me, and then I’d kick myself in the foot trying to stop the ensuing fall (which would of course result in a sprained something). As I was falling, I’d forget to let go of the suitcase handle in order to catch myself with the final result being a mortifying face full of Asphalt Cereal (tm) for me. The cooliosity of the ASkars defies physics AND Murphy.

askarsswedishmeatballs:

jooniper:

i don’t think he’s even trying to look that cool. he just does.

Basically yes.



Okay, see, I don’t even understand how he is doing this. If I tried to lean like that on my suitcase, the handle would collapse down and the bag would shoot away from me, and then I’d kick myself in the foot trying to stop the ensuing fall (which would of course result in a sprained something). As I was falling, I’d forget to let go of the suitcase handle in order to catch myself with the final result being a mortifying face full of Asphalt Cereal (tm) for me.

The cooliosity of the ASkars defies physics AND Murphy.
August 28, 2010 • • suicidedress
(via suicidedress) I want one so freakin’ bad.

(via suicidedress)

I want one so freakin’ bad.
June 8, 2010 •

Cute Happens

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T enjoying the water hose on Sunday.

June 8, 2010 •

Floodwaters

We live at the top of a somewhat impressive hill. The view from our backyard, is this:

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(That’s an apple tree, by the way.) I took this picture the other day, when I was just taking nice pictures for the sake of taking nice pictures. It turned out ot be a fortuitous move, because it serves as a pretty good comparison shot for how that same view looks today:

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That, my friends, is a flood. Minor, as floods go, but there’s a road that runs right next to that phone pole that’s completely impassable. The water line kept rising most of yesterday, despite the rain having stopped. It’s been stalled out where it is for most of the day, but I’d wager it’ll rise a little more as the storms keep coming and the Grand River keeps overflowing.

On a related note, that open field? Supposedly a “valuable hay field,” though a plat map also marks it as several plats…y’know…for building houses? Considering this view has become old news, as it happens nearly every time it rains, it’s no wonder those plats have been on the market since at least the 60s.

June 8, 2010 •
June 7, 2010 •
“I’m sitting naked on a white horse, grab the Polaroid.” Wait…what?!

“I’m sitting naked on a white horse, grab the Polaroid.”

Wait…what?!

June 5, 2010 •

Stuck in My Head

June 1, 2010 •

On This Day in History

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It’s not an obsession unless you write ominous letters, OKAY?

May 27, 2010 •

In My Own Backyard

May 25, 2010 • 1,765 notes • • thefrogman
I’d do it. Once.

I’d do it. Once.
May 24, 2010 •
and PROPAGANDA.

and PROPAGANDA.

May 18, 2010 •
I concur most heartily.

I concur most heartily.

May 18, 2010 •
May 18, 2010 • 1 note •
No, srsly. True story.

No, srsly. True story.

May 17, 2010 • 2 notes •

This is why 5 am is a Bad Idea. Or a Good one, I dunno. You pick.

Enna: I want to tumblr the wikipedia section on duck necrophilia. Because I am a horrible person.
Enna: See what you hath wrought.
Me: XD I hath wrought great humor upon the world.
Me: I like that tumblr lets you vomit your amusement all over it so your friends can see. XD
Enna: I think I like it too, though undoubtedly at some point I’ll do something like, say, tumblr some information on duck necrophilia and look like a jackass.
Me: Nah, just leave a personal note as a disclaimer!
Me: “I’m not into dead ducks, I just lol’d.”
Enna: XD
Enna: It was actually about a duck that f-ked a dead duck.
Enna: Because apparently, ducks are a-hole rapists, and so a partner that doesn’t try to bite is more important than a partner that is alive.
Me: Well then. Glad I’m not a duck. Particularly glad I’m not a dead duck.
Enna: seriously.
Me: Would it be accurate to say that a dead duck is a “sitting duck” when it comes to being sexually assaulted?
Enna: yes it is, god damn you.
Me: *cheesegrin*
Enna: XDD